okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

the-street-king:

koishy:

last christmas i gave you my heart

but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died

I have been waiting all year to reblog this

gayalpha:

so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language.  slanguange.  slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe

mitunathehelicaptor:

i love how i went from “lol xDDDD ill type how i liek xD rawr” to “Text talk is stupid. I’m never going to typo ever again in my whole life~” to “r u fuckin srs rn i dont have time 4 this shit”